I'm starting my own Ab blog

[Dr Red]

To replace the editors: 29/8/07: Users may notice That i have lost intrest in my blog completly. Don't worry i have only just fallen down a cliff and broken my spine, the blog will return back to normal in 100 years time. Also that mainatanence we strated ages ago, we still haven't finished because our tech team walked out on us over the price of PG tips from the vending machine. Look out for more of Ab editors blog coming soon. AB EDITOR

[Dr Red]

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[B00]

Well you can't have lost that much interest, it's already made you generate two questions relating to it.........

[Octavius]

Just saw that 'latest' blog. The AB Ed didn't congratulate me when my daughter was born in February. Just what exactly do you have to do to be a "devoted user" ??

[B00]

Actually give birth to one yourself Octavius?

[jno]

Nat posted about baby Nat. Octavius didn't post about baby Prima.. You gotta let her know if you want recognition. Also you have to let HM the Queen know when 100 is nigh as she won't know to send you the telegram otherwise. (Probably an email nowadays anyway.)

[B00]

Nar, I reckon Queeny just puts a sparkly piccy on ya MySpace page nowadays.

[Octavius]

Or she pokes you on Facebook.

So only mothers who deliver the baby get congratulated B00?

jno, so what you are saying is I should have asked a question about me and Mrs O having Baby O, in order to become a devotee? Cor! I feel like a newbie.

[jno]

well, you should have put baby O down for AB membership at birth, Octavius, along with membership at Lords and a place at Eton.

[Octavius]

She may well be more literate than some posters, I might mention it to her.

Being a laydee, Eton would just not be acceptable, so its either Cheltenham or Rugby for that young lady! And cricket is dull, so a season ticket for Arsenal would be just the ....ticket.