I have lost track. After 4 miles pounding around the cemetery with Brahms and Enya, I come home to find that Melanie has been playing havoc with my account. I don't mind too much, but she is very very simple, nearly neanderthal infact, and could affect my extremely high reputation on here for decency and honour.
While you're about it, who are YOU ? Do you have a piccie, and can you prove if neseccary ? If you don't, just post one of Cat Deeley, that'll keep me happy for a few hours.
you will find that melanie has simple pleasures and enjoys her beard to be groomed daily, you could give her more responsibilities to show you trust her.