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Are all woman stupid?
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Oh yes, women are terrible drivers. You know, hardly any of them do over 50mph through my village. They even let people out of side roads into a traffic queue rather than desperately keeping bumper to bumper so as not to lose a few feet of space. Hell, many of them forget that the roads are a racetrack and that driving is a competition and just treat it as a means of getting from A to B in a civilised manner. Don't they know anything?
As for parking, hah! Many of them only take up one parking space. ONE! Don't they realise that there is a very real danger that someone might park next to them? What's wrong with spreading across two or even three spaces like normal people?
And girls, a red traffic light does not mean you have to adjust your hair in the rear view mirror. What you should do, of course, is pick your nose - don't be shy, have a real rummage. Go on, scoop that little devil out. You can always flick it out the window when you wind it down to give you somewhere to rest your elbow. What's that, ladies? Oh, you must stick your elbow out of the open window. How are drivers of the opposite sex supposed to know how cool you are otherwise? ;-)
As for parking, hah! Many of them only take up one parking space. ONE! Don't they realise that there is a very real danger that someone might park next to them? What's wrong with spreading across two or even three spaces like normal people?
And girls, a red traffic light does not mean you have to adjust your hair in the rear view mirror. What you should do, of course, is pick your nose - don't be shy, have a real rummage. Go on, scoop that little devil out. You can always flick it out the window when you wind it down to give you somewhere to rest your elbow. What's that, ladies? Oh, you must stick your elbow out of the open window. How are drivers of the opposite sex supposed to know how cool you are otherwise? ;-)
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