I'm sorry but I feel very strongly about this and felt the need to pipe up, having just returned from 16 mins on the sunbed and a spray tan.....
I totally agree that orange people look ridiculous, they need to learn the art of exfoliation to create a good base for a fake tan...and apply with what i call my 'mitty'.. this ensures a lovely even all over colour and which i can now apply all over in about 3 mins!!
The reason for my obsession with fake tan and looking brown is that it makes me feel more attractive, when I'm pasty I feel horrid and look ill, I also feel it makes my naked body appear not so hideous...what is slightly hilarious though is that I have burnt my butt today!!
xx