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At the hospital
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A guy walks into a hospital with two black eyes, a broken arm and a golf club wrapped around his neck. "What happened to you?" Asked the doctor.
The guy replied. "Well, my wife and I were slicing golf balls over a hedge into a field full of cows. We both lost our balls, so we went to look for them. After some searching, I noticed that one ball was stuck in a cows fanny. So I said to the wife, "Hey! This looks like yours", and that's the last thing that I remember".
The guy replied. "Well, my wife and I were slicing golf balls over a hedge into a field full of cows. We both lost our balls, so we went to look for them. After some searching, I noticed that one ball was stuck in a cows fanny. So I said to the wife, "Hey! This looks like yours", and that's the last thing that I remember".
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