Is you mother in law as frightening as mine?

[marand93]

When she comes round to my house, the mice throw themselves into the traps.

[Reverandfunk]

Les dawson at his best....

[johnlambert]

I bought mine a chair for her birthday,

hope she lets me plug it in soon

[Pippa68]

Nah..Les Dawson at his best was playing the piano.

I would like to see anyone try that on here ;o)

[Reverandfunk]

I met my wife on the tunnel of love at Blackpool...

she was diggin it....

[johnlambert]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
with her hands

[Reverandfunk]

After she had shaved them...

[marand93]

Cool! Spot of trivia that links me and Les Dawson: I used to be his morning paper boy.

[Reverandfunk]

Did you go all wrinkly when it rained?

[confused79]

My mother in law is not my ex mother in law thank god, she made my toes curl it was so hard to keep my mouth shut.. interferring old batalax!

[Reverandfunk]

My mum used to be a lollipop lady

long white body and a red sticky head

[johnlambert]

I take my mother in law everywhere I go,
it saves kissing her goodbye

[Madmonks]

I haven't said a word to my mother-in-law for 29 years, I don't want to interrupt her!

My mate said his mother-inlaw is an angel......he's lucky, mine's still alive!