V1 launch sites in Northern Europe

[bodylice]

It does seem to me that rather than showing films with a grinning oily huge-penised David MacCallum sitting in the pretend cockpit of a Mosquito, that we should be sending in the SAS and taking out these sites for real. Do you agree ?

[cazzz1975]

why?

[bodylice]

No, not why. They have already moved on to presumed shagging-to-come and a bird of sorts at a window, while in the meantime there are all these rockets pointed at London and parts of Kent. (They can have Sydenham if they want)

[cazzz1975]

well they say londerners are rude and unfriendly, a rocket up the jacksy may force a smile if nothing else...

[stewey]

Firstly, shouldn't we try to convince the French to extend their bloody Marigold Line?

[bodylice]

He's got her in a red sports car now, shagging soon I expect.

[cazzz1975]

you sound envious...

[stewey]

Them there rockets you be talking about are just cardboard cut-outs. Real ones is in cleverly disguised wheelie-bins in and around Dumfries.

[bodylice]

Shhhhh !! A shagging moment by a lake.

[stewey]

Are you at the lake watching the submarine races?

[bodylice]

Don't be silly, you can't have submarine races, there'd be carnage at the first corner.

[stewey]

Well then, instead of having a square course, round off the corners and turn it into an eclipse. Anyway, nowt wrong with a tinge of carnage; that's the main reason people go there.

[bodylice]

Eclipse lol !!!

Submarines don't corner well even on soft tyres. How would HMS Trident fare through Eau Rouge for example, 5g downforce would rip its bottom out.

[stewey]

I would imagine that it wouldn't fare as well as the USS Cyclops did at Baton Rouge. But then, the Americans don't put screen-doors on their submarines.

[dot.hawkes]

I am sorry for playing catch up here, but what does Illya Kuryakin have to do with all of this? what is this thread about?