wat to do

[XladysailaX]

my mate ran away from home yesterday and my brother told him to go to my house so i said he could stay even though i have my boyfriend staying without my dad knowing i sneaked him in aswell but then my sister told me dat the police are looking for him he cant stay so him and my bf done an allnighta and came back 2 mine at 7am he is really doing my head in cause my bf is now expecting me to let him stay and feed him aswell as him how can i get da boy 2 go home?

[redcrx]

phone his parents and tell them where he is.

quite simple really

[hotpink]

poo in his sleeping bag

[Reverandfunk]

yeah but no but yea but I went to chastity's house for tea and her mum cooked lasagne and there was a pube in it

[saintee]

Outstanding Reverandfunk!

[redcrx]

i cant remember but does the pube alter the protein content or the salt?

[Reverandfunk]

And when Chantel was at adventure playground she let an old tramp feel her t�t for 20p and a bag of jelly tots

[saintee]

depends how lean it is redcrx

[saintee]

Apologies. Of course meant clean rather than lean...