Help!

[jamestate]

I am 23 years old and I've wet the bed today. How do I go about hiding the evidence so that my girlfriend doesn't find out?

[nicola_red]

This may be a revolutionary idea...but... change the sheets? if she sees them drying you can just say you spilt coffee on them. or am I being stupid?

[jamestate]

Apologies for posting in this section. I was in such a panic this morning after my traumatic discovery. thanks for your responses. I think I'm going to try and give them a good soak, using the coffee excuse if required.

[Gibbo]

what exactly did you wet the bed with??

[mink]

my girlfriend wet the bed once. she was absolutely mortified and owned up straight away. she had to though cos i was still in bed too. very strange situation ensued.

[natalie_1982]

If it makes you feel any better, I had an ex that always wet the bed if he'd had a beer, particularly if it was Caffrey's..... you know who you are.

[stewardsons]

i wet the bed in my wife's mouth, she loves it.

[Dilkes]

Don't worry about it. Some people wet the bed right up until they're 18, so you are perfectly normal. The best way to keep your girlfriend from finding out is not to tell her.

[gerry]

Were you out drinking last night?.It wasn't a wet dream was it?

[DrWu]

I remember Frank Skinner talking about doing this once when his girlfriend was IN the bed asleep with him. I think he blamed her!!