water

[sunnyday2d]

i bought some powdered water rhe the other day and dident know what to add.

[sophie_1003]

I used spot remover on my dog.....he's gone now

On the other hand...you have different fingers

Cant remember who it was said these but they're very witty!

[mibn2cweus]

. . . possibly Steven Wright?

[MacGuffin]

sounds like Jimmy Carr material!

[geo0939]

What about a sense of humour?

[geo0939]

The Steven Wright site is a good'un.

[burdhead]

"Throwing acid is wrong ... in some peoples eyes."
- Jimmy Carr

[JonnyBoy12]

I tried to make my pet Leopard invisible the other day....


It didn't work because he'd always be spotted!!!!