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A) No
B) I do a hideous amount of running and weight training so, I don't think I would ever see myself on one of these clips.
C) Oh God yes. I would probably break my ankle diving for the phone. However, I would put on that fake 'concerned friend' voice, "Oh I think it's terrible what London Tonight did. Really, you shouldn't watch it...later tonight...at 10:05pm...really...don't. I think it's outrageous them filming you like that. I mean...I'm a friend, so I don't care that you have a backside the size of Ipswich...etc etc".