Blonde again

[Richie1976]

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.� She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.� He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, 'I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.� Did you mean 2.5 gallons?'
The blonde said, 'I want 25 gallons.� I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.'

The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'

The blonde said, 'No, just up to my tits.� I can splash it on my face'.

[dolly pond]

he he
u havent said whether u r big rich from birmingham? really tall, used to work with ade in tamworth? its me, his lovely other half xx if not , ignore me

[dolly pond]

good joke btw!!!!

[Richie1976]

I might be know as big rich, but not because I'm tall!

[story_teller]

rich ur post was funnier than ur joke pmpl

[velvet lady]

tell me more bigg rich, they dont call me big cos i`m fat

[Richie1976]

Or velvet coz you're smooth!! What would you like to know?!

[tony3201]

nice one richie

[dolly pond]

does anyone know if richie 1976 is from brum? still dont know. the little b&&&&&&gger xxxxxxxxxx