Rack of Lamb

[warpig3]

Can anyone think of a suitable punishment for Mrwarpig?

Crime: In my absence he took a trimmed rack of lamb out of the freezer, defrosted it, cut out the meat and made a lamb stew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And very nice it was too I am told.

All suggestions will be carefully considered.

warpig

[mrs_overall]

i don't have any suggestions but if someone posts a good one I may pinch it.
Last Sunday was Mr O's parents wedding anniversary & they were coming for lunch. I'd cooked a huge joint of beef (cost �50) on Saturday night for part of the buffet lunch on Sun. We went out on Saturday night & when we got home I discovered that the eldest Junior O had had his mates round. For supper they made themselves beef sarnies...using the whole joint. Grrrr.

[warpig3]

Beef sarnies, beef sarnies, from a �50 joint, aaaaggggghhhhh, I am shaking my head in disbelief mrsO and laughing at the same time. Its good to know that I am not alone.

(bet the sarnies were great though.)

[mrs_overall]

I can't explain how gutted I felt when I found just a bone on a platter in the fridge. Sausages on sticks for the buffet just wasn't the same.

[mccfluff]

i would do the same to both and make them eat only lamb stew/beef sarnies for a month

[BBWCHATT]

War - my suggestion is:

Buy another rack of lamb.
Invite guests.
Prepare a feast including the rack of lamb.
Serve the feast to your guests and to you.
Serve Mr. War a nice bowl of lamb stew - after all, you know how fond he is of it. :)

Hope you are well War.


BBWCHATT
The old lady in Chattanooga, Tennessee, USA

[gina32]

�50 for a piece of lamb, you must have bought half a sheep for that lol

[warpig3]

I've got it - RACK OF (mrwar)PIG - take one pig, stretched by the limbs, baste lovingly and prick with fork all over, not forgetting the obligatory apple in the mouth! Spit roast anyone?

Gina, the lamb was only a tenner (still a tad expensive for stew though), it was mrsO's joint that was �50 quid.

Hi BBW, how you doing? Sent you an e-mail ages ago, hope you got it.

warpig

[gina32]

yes sorry about that, i had typed beef as well!!!

[gina32]

so here goes again, mrs o �50 for a joint of beef, did you buy half a cow??

[theonlyone]

Reminds me of my Auntie , she made the Christmas cake , left it in the tin to mature , when she opened it up a huge bit missing , one of the boys thought it was there to be eaten ,so she had to make another one !!! You have to see the funny side of it !! No one has died and I bet you had all had a brilliant time ? As for Mr Warpigs penance , oven cleaning sounds good !!!

[amonty1144]

What is it about men, I once went on a trip to France and for a treat bought myself a very nice and expensive bottle of red wine.
The appointed day came and I went to get it, my Dad and brother had drunk it after coming back from the pub...he even had the cheek to say it wasn't that good....

[Kleiber]

You all brought a smile - I've been there, too!! I'd make them all do the washing up for a fortnight!! And live on sandwiches! K xx