There are three UK laws: i) Drinking White Lightning outside McDonald's around 10pm is compulsory for under-15 year olds; ii) There must be at least 14 hours (per day) of 'Reality TV' shows on each channel; and iii) Fog lights (preferably of the piercing, blinding blue kind) must be on full every hour of the day.
You must welcome burglars onto your property with open arms, if you try to defend your property - you will be prosecuted !
(or thats how it seems these days !!!)
people who ask stupid, ridiculously vague questions in the wrong category on the Answerbank must be mercilessly hounded by smart-arse jokey answers until they get some brains.