first timer

[phizzy]

it's late sunday night, mother anf father are waiting for the 14 year old son to come home. midnight and they hear the key in the door, wer'e in here son says mother, the son goes into the room, all dishevilled, shirt hanging out, tie all skewiff (?) what you been up to then son asks dad, well to be honest with you both, i have had my first experience of sex tonight, the embarassed son replies, well come and sit down here and tell us all about it says the smiling dad, I can't replies the son - my arse is still sore !