I am 4'2" with scaly skin,(E45 applied vigorously twice a day) a hump on my back, bow legs, what there is of them, a roman nose with a hairy mole on the tip (of which i am particularly proud) and i have a turn in my right eye, greasy hair that hangs in rats tails although my hair is incredibly fine these days and ear lobes that rest on my shoulders (no neck ya see) but made worse by heavy earrings worn during the 80's!!
However, i believe that you should love yourself no matter what, so i wont brag any longer just in case i have left some of you feeling slightly inferior!
Oh, and im single so any offers would be gratefully received!