wheres my slave?

[dove]

River I have a job for you


(dove claps hands to summon slave)

[dove]

mccluff thats very nice of you to offer, but i won meself a slave fair an square an they have scarpered with a million squid



riiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr

[tfb]

you would have thought someone would have noticed really wouldnt you :~D

[tfb]

i mean, cmon a million squid that one heck of a lot of calamari

[dove]

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Que stion469155.html

RIGHT RIVER HERE IS YOUR FIRST JOB!

I wrote dove woz ere and someone (I know who) is keep on changing it to dave, I want the dove woz ere to remain an its your job to keep on checking it, if this job is done properly for the rest of the day I shall return your freedom at midnight and let you keep the million quid!

I shall be checking regularly !!!!!!

NOW GET ON WITH IT!

[4GS]

You could buy a lifetimes supply of green smarties with a million quid when I was a boy

[dove]

I only like the orange ones 4gs lol

[bigmamma]

You can only get 10 blue ones for that now john !

[4GS]

blue smarties? whatever next?

[dove]

lol@bigmamma


(doves curiousness gets the better of her)

whose John?

[dove]

River hasnt completed the task yet

(frowns and whips the computer)

[4GS]

me!!!
I was johnlambert until someone nicked that username and caused havoc

[dove]

hi john, I remember you now :-D

[bigmamma]

My step father just rang so I am popping to see him and make sure he is ok , and have a cup of tea with him , back soon :-) xxx

[dove]

see ya soon bigmamma x