sex boutique ?

[legend758duo]

ever been in one '
its very much like an anne summers shop
only a little more tasteful.
theres an extensive range on offer.
anyone looking for anything in �rticular i can possibly source for them ??

[redcrx]

what do you mean by more tasteful than an ann summers shop?

[bigmamma]

I make a concerted effort to make sure I am walking on the opposite side of the shopping mall to the Anne Summers shop so I don't look as though I am either going in it or coming out of it :-)
x

[beryllium]

Lol ;)
Our 'sex boutique' is under the motability shop. So you's would go in... little old lady behind the counter. Look at knitting patterns... maybe a scooter if you need one.
And then???.... she shows you the door to the 'dungeon' lol

[redcrx]

Do they have a maternity section??? lol

[bigmamma]

My step father was sat on a seat in the mall while I went into Jane Norman to get a tunic top a few weeks ago.
Well my sister rang in hysterics a few days later ....my step father had rung her and happened to mention to her that I had bought myself something nice from .....wait for it......
Anne Summers , and he did say he wasn't sure that was the shops name !
He found it funny the next time we were in the mall and I pointed out the Anne Summers shop to him. :-)
x

[legend758duo]

we dont have a mternity section

but theres anice section for hen nights on the reef
you get a lanyard with a card on it tarjeta

its got a cartoon pic of a bride and yuo all write your name on your own one
its for weearin round the bars.

theres even willie whistles
and a cracking dummy with a small 5 inch dong on it for the hen to wear round her neck

hers the shop in daylight

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/legend 758/DSC04020.jpg

[redcrx]

oh yes, i see what you mean. very tasteful :)

[legend758duo]

now now
weve got laminate flooring and a luverrly silver beaded curtain

which doubles as a sex aid

if you follow the diagrams .

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o185/legend 758/DSC04024.jpg

[mrs_overall]

The only time I've been in an Ann Summers was to buy a pressie for a relative. I was stopped from going in the "adult" section because I had one of the junior overalls with me. He was only a few weeks old and I told the assistant I was 100% certain he wouldn't be traumatised but she wouldn't let me in! I voted with my feet and haven't darkened their doors again.

[VillageVicar]

A few years ago I was working in Paris for a few days. I had a couple of hours to myself so I decided I would purchase some fine French lingerie for my wife. As I entered the shop I was approached by a mature and stunningly beautiful lady. She was extremely helpful, pulling out from beneath the glass counters numerous ensembles.

Some of them were frightfully expensive, but truly lovely � rich satins and the finest filigree laces. I would say, in all honesty, that the woman�s tastes were impeccable and I willingly allowed her to make some recommendations. She wrapped each item in colourful gossamer style tissues, placed them in a luxurious burgundy box with gold embossing and deep blue piping. Finally, she tied the box with braided gold threads. The presentation was magnificent. I don�t think bringing a box home from Tiffany�s would have been met with any more enthusiasm.

As my wife delicately unwrapped her new v�tements I sat there smiling, quite proud of my selections (with the help of my secret shopper).

My wife was delighted. She was as impressed with the packaging as my selections. As she gently ran her fingers through the silken materials, she looked at the box again, then up at me. �Darling, where did you say you got these?� I told her the name of the shop, just along Rue St. Honore. She passed one of the camisoles to me. As I felt the luxurious material, I noticed the small discreet label. Clearly embossed on the material were the logo and trade name of �Ann Summers!�


Vive la Diff�rence!

Fr Bill

[The Builder]

Did you know ...........Anne Summers autobiography is called "Good Vibrations"

[legend758duo]

weve just got in some french kiss.

joy division

yummy strawberry flavour .

100ml tube

comes highly recommended.
maybe you will too : -)

[bigmamma]

That was beautifully romantic Fr Bill :-) xxx

[dove]

lol@villagevicar

[legend758duo]

oi dave you wanna try out the dildo love chair??

99 euros but a big hit with the ladies over 40.

do you fall into that category by any chance???

if so i feel a 5% discount on the go lol

[dove]

bl00dy cheek, legend Im only 39 lol

(interested in the discount though)

[VillageVicar]

Bigmamma: Good morning to you! I always tried to do nice things, but by no fault of my own, sometimes they simply never went to plan. But I always got an 'A' for my effort.

That's the problem with our world...not enough romanticism!

By the way...you asking me about my friend with MS reminded me to go through some of the photos I took of her trip. How sad it is that some of our diseases cannot be controlled. I truly hurt for each and every moment of that journey. Bless her heart.

Be well

Fr Bill