Well if you cant beat 'em.

[Doc_Spock]

If you try to stifle a sneeze, does it make you ,

A. Eyes water.

B. Fart.
C. P1ss your pants.

[4GS]

A. Yes
B. Yes
C. Erm...... yes

[4GS]

Doc
here's a medical fact for you, did you know that the longest hair in the human body grows out of the 4rse?
it travels from your b u m, up your spine and the back of your head, over your forehead and comes out as a eyelash.
That's why if you've ever pulled a hair out of your arse it makes you blink!!!

[dove]

if I try to stifle a sneeze it makes my nose kind of fizzy x

[lankeela]

If I try to stifle a fart it makes me sneeze.