how to have sex after marriage

[liquidspace]

I know this tv programme was on a little while ago, channel 5 I think, but if anyone saw it, apparently there was a little known but v. effective sex technique to use on women that I would like to know about.
Did anyone see this?

[time2fly]

the answer to how to have sex after marriage is to get yourself a fuk buddy and don't tell your partner, then at least you'll get it lol

[bednobs]

yes, it was to do with oral sex. I could tell you butI think it might be too explicit for here

[ermintrude35]

...I believe the technique is called "the unlimited gold swipe card and enter pin technique"...

[bednobs]

im also in the proverbial open plan office!

[liquidspace]

ta- yeah i heard it was something to do with oral - just need someone to help me out with it that's all ;o)

[Pippa68]

Wouldn't we all like to know.

I'm off for a lie down...

[liquidspace]

To me, it's the best thing from a woman's point of view, just can't get my partner to do it, he hates it (and there's nothing wrong with me either!)

[bednobs]

ill try to type it

[bednobs]

the man dosent lie betwen the womans legs, but at a right angle (approaching from the side: if viwed from above they would look like a letter t almost)
The man holds back the cl~~~erol hood any moves the tongue up and down in a regular rythm below the cl## As he is sideways, this is like "side to side " movement rather than the more normal up and down or round and round. keep up this rythm underneath the cli# and only touch the cl## when about to reach a cresendo. Hold back the hood throughout

[Pippa68]

It took me a while to get Mr P to do it, liquidspace.

I thought there was something wrong with me, but it turned out it was more to do with his previous relationship and lack of confidence...the more I encouraged him and let him know that what he was doing was fantastic the better he got!

[Pippa68]

Oh my word, bednobs.

I need to lie down again...

[liquidspace]

wow - thanks, im glad I asked, guess it wouldnt work with a finger!

[Twenty20]

Personally, I always wear a coat in bed - and wellies

[codger66]

It all seems very odd to me, cos it's my wife that doesn't like this practise, maybe something wrong with my method.