prawn cock tail?

[filthiestfis]

Im not being funny but I've always thought that penises smell of prawns after urine has been passed.
Then again how many penises have I sniffed? Only mine!
Anyone else agree?

[4getmenot]

Well wee shouldn�t be smelling of fish should it

[Psychick]

Bad hygiene!

[Psychick]

Ex house mate used to always stink too of fish!

[Psychick]

Wash it after you go to the loo everytime

[Psychick]

And get it checked at the docs

[whiffey]

While we're flitting around this general area, on my ride to work on Wednesday I saw an old man fiddling furtively with his trousers. On the way home there was a huge pile of sh!te there.

I'm going to have to take a new route for ages until I can stop gagging and retching at the memory.

[Psychick]

Ewww!

[eyeshade]

I'm glad I'm going home now, its getting too much for me.
Ta ra

[mrs_overall]

If you have an infection and don't go to see your GP you are being very shellfish to your partner

[redcrx]

pmsl (and no it doesnt smell)

[jackthehat]

Sounds like the Prawn Balls are spreading !!

[Octavius]

Have you checked down 'below' for any crustaceans ?

[Supernick]

Is it just me or does your penis/wee smell of perfumed rose water?

[wizard69]

sure it smells of prawn and not crabs?

[cazzz1975]

only on AB can you have this type of conversation without getting slapped or looked at strange...

[Pippa68]

Eat some sugar puffs.

Sugar puff-smelling wee is so much nicer.

[Zen]

A guy with an orange ****k goes to the Doctors to see whats wrong with it.Doctor has a look and says " are you stressed at all?" Man replies "no not at all, i love my job and life is great" Doctor says"hmmmm what do you do in your spare time?" Guy replies "watch porn and eat cheese wotsits"

[whiffey]

Why would cheese wotsits make his todger turn orange ?