Daily Mail Tuesday

[woodhamgirl]

Just read yesterdays mail and seen article that heather mills wants reese witherspoon to star in her life story.
can anyone in CB tell me what shes done to warrant a life story?

only just joined CB - what a great site

[Bewlay Bros.]

1) A model

2) Lost her leg in an horrific police motorbike chase

3) Married one of the worlds most succeful and talented men

4) Was allegedly abused in said marriage

5) Divorced above with an ongoing settlement case likely to be the most expensive in history,

Not really a run of the mill life, whether you like her or not I guess.

[kp nonuts]

Her leg fell of.
Do you come from woodham ferriers (never could spell that) my ex wife and son live there woodhamgirl.

[ronnieB]

And Bewley knows about abuse.

[woodhamgirl]

to kp nonuts yes do live there. nice place isnt it!!! FERRERS!! now you know how to spell it. has a very high divorce rate and i should know

[woodhamgirl]

yes well if she hadnt married mccartney shed never have been in the news - guess she needs to make a film to make up for what shes not gonna get from him. it will be her autobiography next

[kp nonuts]

Well welcome woodam friersgirl and you will find out that if you have only just joined that whiffey on here tells me that I cant spell and we got divorsed in dagenham (not me and whiffey me and the ex mrs) and the ex emigrated to south woodham but we are still good friends.
We even went with our 2 sons together a few months ago to see the police (sting and co that is) in twickenham and it was a great day

[meredith101]

she has big tits and used to be a porn star.

Stupid cow, she really winds me up.