Joke

[vehelpfulguy]

Man comes home early from work, goes upstairs and finds his wife on the bed in her underwear. She is breathing heavily.

She says she is having a heart attack.

He rushes downstairs to phone for an ambulance, and finds his young daughter in the front room crying.

He asks her what is wrong and she says "Uncle George is hiding upstairs in the wardrobe".

He rushes back upstairs, flings open the wardrobe door, and finds his brother in the wardrobe with just his underpants on.

"I am really annoyed with you" he shouts "here is my wife having a heart attack, and all you can think about is running round the house in your underpants frightening the kids"

[weeal]

lol

[Slack Alice]

I take it he was a BLOND man

[dolly pond]

it tickled me

[sophie_1003]

hee hee, love that one heard it where the man was david beckham, victoria as the woman, ryan giggs as uncle george and brooklyn as the kid, v funny!

[velvet lady]

brill!!!!