Why do the good fairies always take residence at the bottom of my garden. Happens everytime I move, although more recently they have been spotted near the shed
I get this felling you is probably lying because if it were true, you wouldn't have been so like as if Fairies are natural and everyone has them.
(Or are you putting some old proverb saying that the fairies are luck and they arn't there they're just luck and the good luck never seems to get to your way)