Newspapers

[China Doll]

Right, I'm popping to the shops.... does anyone want the Sunday paper while I'm there?

I'm not getting owt else... just the papers, it's an in and out job not a grocery shop.

China

[daffy654]

My other half has already been dispatched to the supermarket but thanks for the offer. :-)

[China Doll]

I'm sorry legend but I'd be far to embarrassed to buy that in case someone I know saw me... like that bloke I saw at the bus stop twon months a go with the red jacket and the can of special brew.... you can have the sun or the mirror but that's as low as I go.

I'm now getting a lift there too so I can pick up more than one broadsheet if anyone's interested.

[flolo]

Hi leg how is youi this fine day?

[stewey]

Please, miss, could you get me copies of Beano, Dandy, Hotspur, and a pack of 5 Woodbines?

[flolo]

Fish are fine swimming merrily .Ive been up since 6 o,clock chasing them around the tank x

[flolo]

hahaxx

[jadyn]

Do they sell condoms? If so, pick me up a pack.....quick!

[China Doll]

I appear to have nothing you guys requested. I'm almost sorry.

[stewey]

Well, give me me 5/- back then.

[China Doll]

There wasn't any change!