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while shopping in tesco the otherday and after waiting in a rather large que, i started to look at the other shopping.In front of me was a lady with all healthy food and massive amounts of chicken fresh veg and lots of bottled water .I thought she eats healthy and will live a long life. my shopping cant really remember what i had as my child had had school holidays ,and at that stage had turned me into a raving looney ,only just sorted my head out from summer hols the man behind me had just been to the crisp and cake isles washed down with a bottle of red, and i thought he lives alone and wont live long .my questions are was i in the que to long r should i get out more. or should i write a letter to gordon brown and tell him not to give so many school hols as it is not good for my health as i am a working mother aswell
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.LOL shazzz, I always check out other peoples trolleys if I am in a queue, and if I have some junk food in mine I try and hide it under something healthy, have you ever tried to hide a family sized packet of doritos under a banana? - damn difficult.
A single girl goes to Tesco's and buys a ready meal for one, a bar of chocolate, a packet of crisps, a pint of milk, a bottle of wine, an apple and an orange.
She gets to the checkout and the bloke putting through her groceries looks at them then at her and says'you must be single'.
She replies 'yes, how did you know, is it because I am buying a single persons food?'
'No', replies the cashier 'its because you're ugly!.
A single girl goes to Tesco's and buys a ready meal for one, a bar of chocolate, a packet of crisps, a pint of milk, a bottle of wine, an apple and an orange.
She gets to the checkout and the bloke putting through her groceries looks at them then at her and says'you must be single'.
She replies 'yes, how did you know, is it because I am buying a single persons food?'
'No', replies the cashier 'its because you're ugly!.
Whenever I buy complete and utter rubbish, I always find everyone else has bought healthy stuff, I hear an anoucement of the load speaker saying "what..the? is now in the cake aisle chosing her second cake / eclare for all those wanting to feel healthy and pretentous please follow her along to stare in a very opinionated way!"