It's Official...

[China Doll]

I have lost my voice.

My friends are organising street parties and my family are breathing a sigh of relief.

I'm on a strict diet of ice cream in order to get my voice back in fighting fitness.... Although it does have a rather sexy husky hue that I'm hoping to retain.

As it's CB I don't need to have a question do I?

Cheers
China

[Gromit]

You need some Guinness Marmite girl. Full of vitamins, and if you are full of a cold, the inevitable flatulence won't be a problem.

[China Doll]

I don't know which bit I find more disgusting, the marmite or the trumping.

Perhaps I'll stick to the Baileys.

I got laughed at today when someone asked me what I was looking for and I replied 'something to suck'... I don't know why I just walk in to these things.

[Gromit]

Fisherman's Friend?

[China Doll]

Halls.

Strawberry flavour.

I need one now actually.

[stewey]

Perchance you have been travelling in Europe and you may have a frog in your throat. Expectorate not too much sympathy from one such as me.

[China Doll]

Was the frog a mate of a fisherman?

[stewey]

How on earth, my dear child, would I know. You are the one who, with no farewells to the family, scurried off to foreign shores and decided to trawl and troll for non-English speaking seamen......................a pox upon thee: you are forthwith disinheritated!

[Gromit]

On a lighter note,

which is the best flavour Magnum?

[China Doll]

The seamen didn't agree with me and I came back feeling a little dickie, must have been all the cockles I ate.

[China Doll]

Oooh I know... Do you know when they did the seven deadly sins one? There was a coconut one in there that I liked.

Yours?

[Gromit]

CD,

You've been very quiet for 20 minutes, you haven't gobbled a Magnum while we weren't looking have you?

[China Doll]

I don't think you meant ice cream did you Groms?

It dawned on me recently.

[China Doll]

IT'S BACK!

Croaky and still a bit sore tho.

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