Scary costume

[wingnut143]

We're going to a fancy dress party a week tomorrow and because it was meant to be a Halloween party but its a bit late, the theme for the costumes is 'scary'. Apparently our host is going as Harold Shipman, so that gives us an idea (and the thought that this isn't going to be a tasteful party!) but now we're stumped as to what we can go as, and also what we can buy in little over a week as a costume. Any ideas would be greatly appreciated - thanks.

[4getmenot]

Scary Spice

[daffy654]

Fred and Rose West

[beryllium]

John Christie... little round specs

[excelsior]

go as paul mcartney & heather. that's a real horror story at the moment

[Octavius]

If it is tasteless (or indeed talentless) that you are going for ....

Peter Doherty & Amy Winehouse

[squarebear]

What about something silly like a large phone bill? You could draw a pretend one on a bit of white wallpaper and hang it round your neck?

[Octavius]

You could go as Peter Andre and Katie Price and scare everyone with your OTT simulated sofa loving and self-centred hype. You could even threaten everyone with a new series of your Sh!te Show (sic) or the release of another book about how you really they love each other, every day and twice on Sundays.

Although people might start to feel sick and have to leave early.

[Miss Inquiry]

I read recently in a celeb magazine that someone had gone to a fancy dress party dresses as dead diana, complete with steering wheel round her neck, totally disrespectful, but if Harold Shipman is allowed to the party it's worth a thought.........

[Reverandfunk]

Peter Sutcliffe and hammer

Goes down a treat with young prostitutes

[hugnie21]

Suicide Bomber? Tape party poppers in strips around your waist, or just wear a rucksack!