Prince William ready to woo Fifa

[Gromit]

Prince William, is to be used as a special ambassador in England's campaign to host the 2018 World Cup. The Prince will be highly visible at key moments in the bidding process.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtml;js essionid=HTSWDDACV44GJQFIQMGSFGGAVCBQWIV0?xml= /sport/2007/11/02/sfnwin102.xml

Can anyone find fault with this masterplan?

[Reverandfunk]

2 main faults:

1. Our old duffer FA won't bribe lesser nations to get their vote.

2. In 2018 it will have been 12 years since the last European World Cup. So I'm sure it will be in the far East probably China.

[Gromit]

FIFA have announced that the continent rotation for holding the world cup is now finished.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/70671 87.stm

Which is why England think they can get it.

[Loosehead]

England won't get it, the whole thing is bent anyway.

[China Doll]

My back garden is in no way big enough to host the world cup.

Plus I'm not making sure everyone who turns up has a drink, it would cost a fortune.

[anotheoldgit]

Soldier, Sailor, Airman, FA President, now Special Ambassador in England's campaign to host the 2018 World Cup.

What a busy, busy bee he is. I thought it was only the female of the species that could mult-task?

[China Doll]

Only the female of the species that can successfully multi-task AOG! (She says with tongue firmly in cheek).

[sambro]

Why was that a three star answer?

[China Doll]

I'm special.

[sambro]

Twenty past two,shouldnt you be tucked up in bed?

[anotheoldgit]

Twenty two minutes past two, you got up too early.

[China Doll]

I'm an insomniac.

[sambro]

Your sex lifes got nothing to do with me.

[China Doll]

I have a sex life? Who knew...