Do any ABers need a hand job huntingfor Sits Vac? ...and similar titles.

[gen2]

May I suggest that AB Asks considers very carefully the wording used for the question title. It is truncated when shown in the 'Recent Posts' Pod and can lead to rather rude expressions appearing on the page.

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�500 day psychologist paid to give head...

I fear that a guilty AB employee will shortly be unemployed and looking for alternative employment. Need a hand?

[Octavius]

Ooh, I didn�t realise that was a real word let alone an AB naughty one!

It rhymed with fluttishly, but like a lot of things, it started with an s

[B00]

I dunno to be honest octavius- she really is becoming a bit of a liability to be honest, might trade her in at Xmas for a new washer upper, one bout 6 foot, male and with a stomach like a wash board.

I'll swap you her for a bag of crisps if interested?

[China Doll]

I am never slatternin my dress sense thank you very much!

Or suggestive. Just admiring Ocatvius's babybels.

[Octavius]

Just you dairyleave them out of this.

What brand and flavour B00?

[jno]

Are they the red ones with the nice wax casing? Better than that smelly roquefort some people seem to have

[B00]

Oh I dunno Octavius, owt will do- as you can see I'm quick to offload her ASAP before she brings my good name into disrepute 'ere

what's that laughing?

jno- and i'll thank you not to encourage her, you know she gets too giddy.

[Octavius]

Oh I dunno B00, you reckon in swapsies she�s worth more than a small packet of ready salted hula hoops.

jno, more like whole edams than babybels though. If I was to be modest about it of course.

[China Doll]

Why am I being swapped for a bag of crisps and why are there not many takers if I am being?! I should be worth some cheesy doritos at least...

So your baubels are blue and your babybels are red with possible smelly roquefort thrown in for good measure? Interesting mental imagery.

[B00]

How 'bout these babybels?

http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/project.php?proje ctID=76&pageID=2

[jno]

well don't let them get out of hand, octavius; a bit of pruning this time of year can work wonders

http://www.groundeffect.co.nz/underground/imag es/009-la-vache-qui-rit.jpg

[China Doll]

hmmmmm... babybels.

[China Doll]

Erm, the ratio of people trying to sell me to those that are interesting in buying me is not great. A mars bar is the best offer so far. Thanks a lot Boobies!

[Octavius]

In fairness, the offer of a Mars Bar is actually quite a reasonable one, I�d take it up if I were you. You don't want to end up with one bar from a packet of Twix do you.

[China Doll]

I'm not the one selling meself! That was Boobies.... And it's now at 8 bags of pickled onion discos which I think is pretty good.