posted this elsewhere too - but any repsonse will be good

hippyhoppy | 21:46 Thu 08th Nov 2007 | ChatterBank

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Right - our Supervisor is leaving us at Christmas and moving to Singapore (lucky cow) with her husbands job. I want to write a witty ditty in her goodbye card but am stumped. Her name is Jo, our company is Leapfrogs (pre-school) and we are in Derby/Chellaston. Are there any quick witted linguists that can give me a 'heads up'. I did do a limerick and another half finished ditty, but have lost my notepad and am struggling...please help...

hippyhoppy Thurs 08/11/07 21:42

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There was an old lady called Jo
Who decided it was time to go
The Far East beckoned
'Job Done' she reckoned
Did she think of us? Hell NO!

how's that?

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weeal

thats pretty good, Ive been wracking my wee brain and cant come up with much for ya lol

hippyhoppy

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Coolio! I thought I was being ignored... Give me your ditty por favor...

fluffykitten

good riddance, we are glad u are off

u stink like a **** and make me cough

i will do a better job than you

as u stink of poo

fluffykitten

cos its a dull thread!! use your own brain and do it yaself, (thatts if u really care and can be bothered)

u should re-name yourself : lazylizzy

hippyhoppy

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To be called fluffy kitten I think that is rather harsh! coolio though..

weeal

Ehm its kinda rubbish

If only her name wasnt Jo lol lol

We�re all gonna miss you Jo,
It�s sad that you have to go.
To Malaysia, no less ,
We�ll be left in a mess,
at Leapfrogs you were cool to know!

Ok - it's a bit late but (and think the tune to 'in the bleak mid winter!)

In the deep mid winter
Ground awash with snow
Trudging into Leapfrogs
At least we've still got Jo

Then her hubby called her
'Shiver no more!'
Pack your bags my darlin'
We'll move to Singapore!

We thought she'd never leave us
But how we were wrong!
To show you that we'll miss you
We thought we'd write this song!

weeal

JB thats excellent !

hippyhoppy

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JB - What an excellent performance. She's going at Christmas so maybe we can coach the kids to sing that at the Chistmas concert! Good Job!

Glad you like it!

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