am i the luckiest or what ?

[johnny.5]

every time i log onto the internet i win a prize
so i have won





an ipod
a laptop
a mobile phone
a holiday in hawii
a car
loads of cash
a new york shopping trip amongst other things
what have you won ?

[daffy654]

I won some Christian Dior body lotion and cellulite spray a few years ago. Nothing since then despite entering loads of competitions.

[beryllium]

A free screensaver ;(

[pussglen]

How strange I won exactly the same things last week arn,t we lucky 5.

[andrea81]

Oh yes, I've won plenty, think the most recent was winning �999,999 for being (you guessed it) the 999,999 customer!

Funny thing was I stumbled upon the same pop-up competition and was still the 999,999 customer! What are the chances???? probably 1 in 999,999!

[weeal]

a free pop up blocker so I dont get annoying pop ups telling me Ive won stuff

[johnny.5]

when i say i've won them
what i actually mean is that a pop up keeps telling me i've won it

[johnny.5]

there you go we're all lucky

[Louisa 69]

lol johnny i get them too :)) They're just a con but i often wonder what happens if you click on them??

[andrea81]

I would like to castrate the person with a blunt spoon who invented the mosquito one!

[windmill1234]

i got an email telling me i have inherited 5.5 million euros from somone i don,t even know all i got to do is sign a form with my information. yea right what a con.

[west ham fan]

I have won an argument

[weeal]

oh no you havent

[grasscarp]

I have received countless emails from people who are all a. dying b. their partner is dead. c. they have no children. d. they dont trust their relatives and guess what - they want to leave their huge inheritane to me!!!! I also get everyday a notification that I have won a lottery that I have never entered, and my share is half a million dollars, if I will just give my name, address, date of birth, occupation etc......