I need some help please

[haysi06]

I am going daaaahnn saaarff on Thursday and am a tad concerned with the language barrier. i.e. I may not understand the locals.

I have been watching 'Eastenders' and 'The Bill' in a bid to familiarise myself with the ********* dialect, but am afraid that I am worrying myself sick.

Are there any key words or phrases that you can teach me so that I can communicate?

Should I rent a copy of 'Mary Poppins'? The nooooo?

Hays xx

[haysi06]

Haysi looks up her co-ckamamie dictionary.....

Hello Stevie C, I am grand, thanks for asking, and your good self?

[stevie c]

Lor' luv a duck! i am fine wee China Plate its yaaahre wee tartan 'eided China Plate lol. Know what I mean?

[haysi06]

steeeeeegggggggggggggggggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



lol!

how you doing??

hxx

[stevie c]

im no bad wee mate, its been a while lol
try this its so funny
http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/rabbit

[haysi06]

lor luv a duck Stevie C that is sooooooooooooooo funny mate - thanks for that.

I will study it before I make my journey daaaahhhhhnnn saaarffff

I will bring back some saarfend rock!

Hxx

[Aprilis]

As a cockney I have only one thing to say to you lot......

SHUDDIIIIITT!!!!

[stevie c]

cooool wee mate, hope you have a safe journey and a gid time. take care x x x

[haysi06]

It was fine. I was able to use sign language LOL

All kidding apart, the people we met were really lovely and couldnt have been nicer. We didnt see much of Croydon cept for the hotel bar.