Taxidermist
A bloke walks into a pub near Old Trafford Football ground and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the pub looks up, surprised, and the barman looks around and says: "You aren't from around here are you, where you from?
The bloke says, "I'm from Leeds."
The barman says, "What do you do in Leeds?"
The bloke responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The barman asks, "A taxidermist...what the **** is a taxidermist?"
The bloke says "I mount animals."
The barman grins and shouts out to the whole pub, "It's OK lads, he's one of us!"