Hoodies not allowed in supermarkets, stores etc.

Doc Spock | 12:42 Fri 16th Nov 2007 | ChatterBank

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Just been to local town shopping centre etc.

Why are the muslim women not being thrown out.

You know the type, a pair of black eyes staring out of a big black bin bag.

you having turkey??

cabbage soup

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123everton

Not half! Thankfully it's never happened to me yet, and the local scallies (chavs) can't read so have'nt cottoned onto it yet.
Although to be fair they'd just dress in a halloween costume and think no-one will notice.
Ah, halloween the one day in the year a muslim transvesite can walk the strets freely!

Bewlay Bros

Q) What do you call a Scottish muslim with a gammon on his face?

A) Mo Ham Head

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Q) What do you call a Scottish muslim with a gammon on his face and a vibrator up his bum?

A) Shake Mo Ham Head.

Reverandfunk

Muslim in between 2 houses: Ali

Good looking muslim: Asif

Lesbian: Mingeater

Reverandfunk

Come last in the 100 metres: ransh**

Carpenter: Ahmedashed

Bewlay Bros

Why did the dyslexic muslim kill happy waggy dogs?

Cos he thought the Tailban ruled.

(not funny, I know)

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