Fancy Dress help

[Metz]

Son 17 going to a fancy dress tomorrow ,cheap and quick ideas plz :o)

[Doc Spock]

Dress him just in boxers with a sign round neck saying"premature ejaculation"



When asked what he is he can say,














I've come in my underpants.

[Doc Spock]

Or naked with a potato on the end of his todger.


He would be a " Dick tater"

[cazzz1975]

hrmmm classy as always doc..

why not try a pirate of the carribean style costume, you know big white shirt, leather waistcoat ,cutlass

[bobtheturkey]

cheap and quick? ask the women on here

[Metz]

lol Spock great ideas ...won't put them to him though!

[Doc Spock]

Sorry, hope he has a great time.

[Metz]

NP Spock gave me a laugh :o)

[ermintrude35]

...large cardboard box... cut holes for arms and head.... wrap in xmas wrap and a ribbon for a xmas present ....or stick on squares of coloured paper for a rubicks cube, best thing is he can just chuck it away when he's tired of it and walk home without looking like a pr@t.....