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A couple attending an art exhibition at the National art gallery were staring at a portrait that had them totally confused. The painting depicted three black men sitting totally naked on a park bench. Two of the black men had black penises, but the one sitting in the middle had a pink penis.
The curator of the gallery realised that the confused couple where having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on and on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of black African Americans in a predominately white patriotical society. "In fact" he pointed out, "some serious critics believe the pink penis reflects the cultural and social oppression expressed by gay men in a contemporary society."
After the curator had left, a Scotsmen approached the couple and said to the couple "Would you like to know what that painting is really about?" The couple said "How would you claim to know more about the painting than the curator of The Gallery." "Because I'm the guy who painted it!" he replied "in fact, there is no African American representation at all. They're just three Scottish coal miners and the guy in the middle went home for lunch!"
The curator of the gallery realised that the confused couple where having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on and on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of black African Americans in a predominately white patriotical society. "In fact" he pointed out, "some serious critics believe the pink penis reflects the cultural and social oppression expressed by gay men in a contemporary society."
After the curator had left, a Scotsmen approached the couple and said to the couple "Would you like to know what that painting is really about?" The couple said "How would you claim to know more about the painting than the curator of The Gallery." "Because I'm the guy who painted it!" he replied "in fact, there is no African American representation at all. They're just three Scottish coal miners and the guy in the middle went home for lunch!"
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