Never known a night like it...

[Mongo]

A fisherman comes crashing through a tavern door on a wet and windswept night to declare he has, 'Never known a night like it, and I'm not looking forward to the journey home neither!'

What were they advertising?

[stoo_pid]

Wasn't it Scampi Fries?

The joke was that it he had only rowed across the duck pond to get there.

[Octavius]

Scampi flavoured whaaaat?