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I attended a party this past weekend.

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bimbim | 16:13 Wed 21st Nov 2007 | Jokes
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After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing alone) across the room.

When I approached and asked her name, She coyly replied... "Carmen."
Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with "That's a beautiful name, Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I like most in the world - cars and men." Then she asked, "What's your name?"

"Golftits," I replied.
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