only very sensible answers please!!!

[perigra]

If it takes a week to walk a fortnight in your bare feet with your mams best slippers on, how many plums are in a pound of apples????

[smartowl]

41, I've eaten one!

[perigra]

well done everyone on some very clever answers but none are right.

the answer is "slice of gravy"

i bet you're all kicking yourselves now!!!!!

[smartowl]

I see you've been on Wickipedia!

[Louisa 69]

Ok i'm a bit dumb, but could you please explain to me why that's the answer. :))

[phizzy]

are they victoria plums or are they high heeled russets

[Panic Button]

Can't be a slice of gravy. It's Saturday.

[perigra]

very clever panic but if you'll notice i gave the answer on a thursday!!!!!

[squarebear]

Louisa. Don't worry about it. This is one of those rather surreal threads and not a proper question.

[Panic Button]

Accepted.

I flap my tie to you.

[Trevilino]

My dad used to say "If it takes a week to walk a fortnight then how long does it take flea to walk through a barrel of treacle with wellingtons on?" His answer was - "As long as it takes Tom thumb to wipe an elephant's arse with a piece of confetti".

They're just nonsense riddles whereby the answer will be just as daft as the original question.