I tried to foster harmless banter but I failed. I fear I cannot take part. I live in a strange world of apes and idiocy, and I can't cope with the reality of human rottenesss. Bye bye, I am going back to the cemetery. No need to answer this question, not that anybody would have done anyway, given my unpopularity.
Ah ha the noo, an impostererer, you have to prove who you are. Tell me, which will be the next dramatisation you will listen to amongst the gravestones, and by which grave did you lay a 4ft bamboo stick for luck ?
Lies are acceptable of course, but please make them amusing.