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PhilLew | 16:11 Thu 22nd Nov 2007 | Jokes
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Flood warnings were, today, issued all over Scotland as 6 Million Scotsmen P155 THEMSELVES LAUGHING.
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Probably true as most scotsmen are verbaly and urologically incontinent but not faecally as they are generally full of sh1t. Apart from being for the most part miserable, uncouth, happy to live in squalour, alcoholic, argumentative and violent. I hope you can see the funny side of this i really do!
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But happy with it!
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Anyway, you have more than enough opportunities to laugh at our sporting 'achievements'

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I seem to remember topogigo reprimanding me for posting a joke about a pole and a pakistani, and here he is criticising Scotsmen, who after all happen to be british,
what a hypocritical barsteward.
Even though my wife is Italian I hoped for a Scotland win.
What's up with the Scots that they are so full of hatred ?
Born and bred in London to italian folks is great, as Im p1ssed off the england didnt make it, but at least I can look forward to the world champions playing

Anyway...good one PhilLew..i liked it, and didnt take it personally like some people ;-)
codger66 we are talking about scotsmen here, they have no politics, they just hate the english but won't slaughter us with suicide bombs so i see them as fair game unlike asian nutters that may try to bomb us for insulting them.

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