am fed up - been to a 50th bday tonite it was dull

[REDHEAD24]

so u are all invited to a party at mine - entry fee is �4 - to cover my caravan rent - plus dyno rod call out
the entertaiment is sex on legs alan titchmarsh , and please do bring ur own tit bits and nibbles

please come forward with ur name and the guest u will be bringing .
it starts at 1.30 so get ur glad rags on - ps alcohol will be served at my discresion
looking forward to seeing u lovers and friends

[Aprilis]

Oh nooo Redhead, I'm far too prudish for your wild parties. I'm off to bed with a cup of hot chocolate and the Argos catalogue. LOL

[REDHEAD24]

Aprillis - please rest assured i will ease u into it gently introduce you to some talent - i am not sure where from - as i have not come across any for months and months and months - but oh back to the party

i am the perfect host i will look after u and u will get a discount of 2 pound entry .
alan titchmarsh will be giving a speech - it will be a night to remeber i can assure u xx

[Redbel]

Reddddd.......wheres the alkihol........god woman lol....hows you Red?

[stevie1time]

Will Mr Titchmarsh be giving a talk on gardening or home brew??

[REDHEAD24]

oi oi beryl - how are u ?

alcohol and u lot - no way i will however be swiging a large can of fostors ( im lady like as u can tell )

i am fed up no one wants to come to me party

xx

[Redbel]

Oohh Red, u been crackin the whip wiv someone else?.......Ta

[Aprilis]

Okay then Red, seeing as you are offering half-price entry and I'll be looked after personally by you, I will top up my hot choc with a large shot of brandy and brace myself for the night ahead. I've heard that Alan Titchmarsh bloke can be a bit racy. Do you have a cold shower in your caravan in case it all gets too much for me and he makes me come over all unnecessary?

[Aprilis]

Flaming heck Red, I just saw on Recent Posts '5min ago by REDHEAD24 vaginal gel? and I nearly weed myself...I thought you were over there getting some for me! I know you said you would look after me but that's way over and above the call of duty mate!

[REDHEAD24]

lol no i answered it - i like to help when i can pmsl

erm yes i have a shower - it has not been used for weeks - i am careful about my CARBON FOOTPRINT
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and yes titich will make u come over all funny he always makes me feel warm inside ,

u have a few minutes tilll the party starts

somehow i get the feeling its not going to be buzzing with the usual sat nite crowd i get

plus my asbo may deter me from other crimes later tonite