good i am going to explode if i dont get action soon
tonite i saw loads of couples many were ugly oh dam where is the light at the end of this tunnel spokky
are u comming to my party ( the one in my pants ) ur guest of honour - check b and s - the q is for u my big manly lover xx
Alright cor blimey, Bob's you're uncle and let's be 'aving you. This is my bleedin beat with me trusty truncheon and pointy hat plodding up the old high street. I'll be 'aving none of this standing on the corner with the hoods up considering ways of departing this planet as we knows it. Be orf with you, scarper, and carry moon-beams home in a jar!