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Two old drunks are getting sozzled in the bar.
The first old drunk says, "You know, when I was thirty and got a hard-on, I couldn`t bend it with both hands. By the time I was forty, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about 20 degrees no problem. I`m going to be sixty next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand."
"So", says the second drunk "What`s your point?".
"Well" says first drunk "I`m just wondering how much stronger I`m going to get!"
The first old drunk says, "You know, when I was thirty and got a hard-on, I couldn`t bend it with both hands. By the time I was forty, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about 20 degrees no problem. I`m going to be sixty next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand."
"So", says the second drunk "What`s your point?".
"Well" says first drunk "I`m just wondering how much stronger I`m going to get!"
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