Two paddys are let out of jail for violent crimes and ordered to attend AM, They are asked to turn up at a group therapy session dressed as or diplaying an emotion.
They both walk in naked one has his willy in a pear and the other has his willy in a bowl of custard.
The organiser asks
" What emotions do you represent?"
"Well i'm deep in despair"
"And i'm F**king disgusted"