xmas dinner

[legend758duo]

ok

who has turkey?

do you have prawn cocktail or soup for starters?

did your grandad fight in the war ?

did he tell you about seeing a banana for the first time in the 50s?

[Morty Vicar]

No, we have pork. My parents hate fowl and so does my gf. starter is half a box of roses and half a bottle of whisky.

Yep grandad fought in WW2, but didn't tell us about bananas cos he was still out there in the early 50s and every one else thought the war was over.

[legend758duo]

rabbity cheek??

moi??

now shurrup and get dinner served yuo unkindly wench


know your place woman.

[bigmamma]

Ahem , hello again Legend , hows the toochypegs now? x

[legend758duo]

not too bad mamma

im ok
but im gettin ready for me burfday on friday lol

[babybow]

dont have turkey we have duck instead quack quack
my grandaddy was one of the last soldiers rescued off Dunkirk
bananas erm no he hadn't got any LOL

[311271]

love duck and cherry

dont you just get fed up with the traditional crap?

bet the aussies have crock on the old barbie, Sheila.