i was watchin a [rog about ibiza. and i saw the lesbian couple . the male female was tattoed and a bit of a bruiser.
now i was thinking. if youre an ugly woman. couldnt you just become a lesbian? plenty of oral sex. yopu can just slob about and get loadsa tattoos and fart and burp and be the bloke.
oh leg, i dont mean to be disrespectable to one of my friends, but she finds fault with lovely people ,and find fault because they look better than her ,even with me , and i am the only friend she has , i know for afact that she has had her teeth whitened , eyebrows tattoed , never admitted to me, then made a comment about my cleavage , and tried to make out that i had had a job on them ,no way would have cannon balls haning from my chest
yeah leg ,a bit off my mum knew your mum, i remember you years ago , ok wish i hadnt gone down that road , but you live and learn , now i pulling hair out why did i bother , and need to get rid ,tried how do i do it gently
legthey are actually my friends mel and phil, and the man one has just had a heartattack, but is slowly recovering. I also appeared on that prog but only as wedding guest (in the background)