Is beauty in the eyes of the beholder

[Doc Spock]

some of the young men in my village have taken in a Thai bride. The girls i see have all got slitty eyes, squashed noses, quite small and speak pigeon English. Am I missing the point, have they got other qualities to make up for their ugliness. I say ugly as I have bo doubt that mongolians find western people to be ugly.

[cazzz1975]

Of course beauty is in the eye of the beholder, otherwise we would all like the same 1 person. what you see as slitty eyed and squashed nosed someone else would see as sensuous and petite

[Lucy Thomas]

They probably bang like a 5hithouse door in a force ten.

[Doc Spock]

So it's ok to fancy my neighbours dog ( pekinese)

[Doc Spock]

I'll say one thing Lucy, you have a great way of putting things, I like that.

[Doc Spock]

Big lips too, I dare say they could suck the chrome of a trailer hitch.

[cazzz1975]

Of course, as long as the pekinese likes you too...

[kp nonuts]

Hope this helps.

[Ethel]

I don't believe you. If you said old, sad and desperate men, that would be more believable.

But only ugly people see ugliness when they look at another, for beauty is within.

[Doc Spock]

We have at least 3 in the village all under 30.

A lot of local dogs have gone missing.


They apparently taste like venison.

[kp nonuts]

How many gays in the village though doc.

[andi17]

Hi...your village sounds very much like one near me which seems to have a sudden growing population of thai brides! You're not NW england are you?!

[stewey]

Actually, old boy, I rather think that these village going-ons would make a jolly good episode or two for Mrs Dale's Diary. Pop it on the wireless so that we at the Manor-House can have a listen-in to these sordid affairs.