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Doctors, what do they know?

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4GS | 11:40 Fri 14th Dec 2007 | ChatterBank
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I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?"

He asked, "Do you smoke , or drink beer or wine?"

"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," I said. "Gotta protect my skin."

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said,

"Then, why do you give a sh1t?"
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