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Doctors, what do they know?
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I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?"
He asked, "Do you smoke , or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said. "Gotta protect my skin."
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said,
"Then, why do you give a sh1t?"
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?"
He asked, "Do you smoke , or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said. "Gotta protect my skin."
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said,
"Then, why do you give a sh1t?"
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